I only use the words THE OLD TESTICLE because

I only use the words THE OLD TESTICLE because that FUCKING WORTHLESS BOOK OF MYTHOLOGICAL SHIT was written by a bunch of CONTROL-FREAK RIGHT-WING CUNTSERVATIVE MALES, for other control-freak right-wing cuntservative males, for the SOLE PURPOSE of 

● brainwashing, 

● deceiving, and 

● hoodwinking 

them, detailing MYTHOLOGICAL INVENTED IMAGINARY COOKED-UP MADE-UP CONCOCTED FICTITIOUS 

● PEOPLE AND 

● EVENTS 

surrounding more control-freak right-wing cuntservative males WHO ALSO DID NOT EXIST IN REALITY. 

The book is like getting on an OLD RICKETY NOISY CREAKY CREEPY FUCKED-UP BUS FILLED WITH SCREAMING YELLING FASCIST CHEST-BEATING GUN-TOTING TRIGGER-HAPPY FLAG-KISSING MALE FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS, with a few females COWERING somewhere in the corners. 

If people have even HALF A BRAIN, it would not take them more than 10 SECONDS to figure this out (I think I was just 10 years old) AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING WORTHLESS BOOK OF MYTHOLOGICAL SHIT.

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